I'm changing my last name to Kardashian!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure what it is about the last name Kardashian but Khloe and Kim seem to have all the luck snagging the hottest, chocolate NFL and NBA players in the game.

It only took Khloe less than a month to convince NBA player, Lamar Odom to marry her!!!! What is going on? Do I have to change my last name to Kardashian to snag one of these men or am I just not "light" enough? Sorry had to say it. I wouldn't be me if I didn't.

Why Lamar Why??????